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[antivirus]

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[doxie]

their parents will thank you. they don't need all that sugar. just turn your light off.

yeah, unless you furnish the costume. then it depends on how lame it is.

[antivirus]

Don't you think I've tried? They're relentless. I started with raisins, that was worse somehow.

Isn't that cost effective. I'll make sure to have some trashy halloween costumes on hand next year. You got any in reserve?

( he's not entirely sure he needs Legs Avenue, but never hurts to contemplate options. and he's honestly curious what the normal horny guy options are. bunny ears? he's guessing bunny ears. )

[doxie]

baby, you don't want to be the raisins guy. [ typed dude at first, remembered herself, delete delete ]

next year, huh? sure you won't be bored of me by then? right now i've got the usual: french maid, kitty cat, nurse. any of those strike your fancy?

[antivirus]

( so that's the usual. cat, not bunny, and a bunch of service workers. he doesn't have a finger on the pulse of what gets dicks hard these days. not exactly a surprise, but an unwelcome realization all the same. )

Pass.

But I'll give you the extra anyway if you bring a bag of Halloween candy that eight year olds won't give me shit over.

[doxie]

[ thank god, but also: ] so essentially i'm a sexy doordasher.

[antivirus]

I think I've seen this one. Sexy delivery driver, but I don't have any money. I'll practice my winking.