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dyinglights.
Date:
2024-11-03 12:15 am (UTC)
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antivirus
I have a radio that doesn't work
, a bullet proof vest that doesn't do shit against harpoons, and a bunch of empty pockets.
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 12:45 am (UTC)
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dyinglights
did you already forget about your handcuffs?
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 02:54 am (UTC)
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antivirus
I didn't forget, they're just off the table. I'm intrigued how you could get back at Vasquez with a broken radio and pocket lint.
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 04:01 pm (UTC)
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dyinglights
WHY ARE THEY OFF THE TABLE
easy i'll brain him with the radio then feed him the lint
no subject
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2024-11-03 04:33 pm (UTC)
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antivirus
Padlocking him somewhere the wobbly abomination wearing a skin suit will find him and do your dirty work isn't enough of a challenge. I'd like to see some ingenuity here.
His head is too thick, cheap plastic isn't going to get you anywhere.
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 04:46 pm (UTC)
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dyinglights
i'll handcuff him then put a pumpkin on his meathead, how's that for ingenuity???
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 04:50 pm (UTC)
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antivirus
That's the lazy way out. There's no sport in a stationary target.
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 04:54 pm (UTC)
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dyinglights
are you encouraging me to be more evil
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 05:00 pm (UTC)
From:
antivirus
I'm encouraging you to be smarter. Have some semblance of a plan besides throwing your frustration at a wall to see what sticks.
(
to be fair he is hoping she will decide her thought experiment is more effort than Jonah is worth! that's an embedded lesson.
)
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 05:14 pm (UTC)
From:
dyinglights
but it feels good throwing it
[ they've backslid a little, sort of. except that she's not in jonah's face, she's in leon's face, and that might actually be progress ]
no subject
Date:
2024-11-03 05:19 pm (UTC)
From:
antivirus
Until none of it sticks and you're up shit creek without a paddle.
(
which is honestly how a lot of his missions go, but look!! it is good advice to
start
with a plan.
)
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dyinglights.
Date: 2024-11-03 12:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 12:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 02:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 04:01 pm (UTC)easy i'll brain him with the radio then feed him the lint
no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 04:33 pm (UTC)His head is too thick, cheap plastic isn't going to get you anywhere.
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Date: 2024-11-03 04:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 04:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 04:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-11-03 05:00 pm (UTC)( to be fair he is hoping she will decide her thought experiment is more effort than Jonah is worth! that's an embedded lesson. )
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Date: 2024-11-03 05:14 pm (UTC)[ they've backslid a little, sort of. except that she's not in jonah's face, she's in leon's face, and that might actually be progress ]
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Date: 2024-11-03 05:19 pm (UTC)( which is honestly how a lot of his missions go, but look!! it is good advice to start with a plan. )