Romero teach you how to break noses with locker doors yet? I'll show you.
( that's not how teachables work, Leon. but also, why not??? let EVERYONE become a head on bully!! )
If we're gonna be technical, mine is the one with the giant shoulder eyeball. Never had the displeasure of meeting Albert Wesker, only read about the thousands of deaths he was responsible for. Since I've got nothing but time to get on his case here, I make sure to.
A nut job on a power trip doesn't care if they lose their jaw or have a giant parasite taking over their intestines. They'll do anything.
( to themselves, and to anything in their way. if the creeps could just go grow tentacles on their own and not bother anybody, the world would be so much happier!! )
Long story short, go ahead and stab Birkin in the shoulder eyeball if you get the chance. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Until all the pus and radioactive fluid spews out, anyway. Which is strangely satisfying.
More Valentines problem than mine. Some Umbrella bioweapon sent in during the Raccoon City outbreak. You two would get along, it doesn't like cops either.
( ha ha. bc Nemesis has the primary mission of killing S.T.A.R.S. members. it's an in joke that Leon will not explain. )
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Date: 2023-05-06 11:40 pm (UTC)hes a thing that just keeps coming
[ also, Laurie's fury just masks her abject terror. ]
what's the deal with the guy with the tentacle
he's yours right?
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Date: 2023-05-06 11:50 pm (UTC)( that's not how teachables work, Leon. but also, why not??? let EVERYONE become a head on bully!! )
If we're gonna be technical, mine is the one with the giant shoulder eyeball. Never had the displeasure of meeting Albert Wesker, only read about the thousands of deaths he was responsible for. Since I've got nothing but time to get on his case here, I make sure to.
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Date: 2023-05-07 12:58 am (UTC)shoulder eyeball
dont see him very much
lucky you
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Date: 2023-05-13 07:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-05-17 04:38 pm (UTC)do you want a ribbon
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Date: 2023-05-17 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-05-17 05:44 pm (UTC)[ she can find a ribbon. or a leash! ]
so was he born like that or did he gain the extra eyeball along the way
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Date: 2023-05-17 06:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-05-17 06:32 pm (UTC)that means theres at least 3 of them here
3 morons
youd think youd wanna avoid whatever weird serum youre cooking up
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Date: 2023-05-17 06:46 pm (UTC)( to themselves, and to anything in their way. if the creeps could just go grow tentacles on their own and not bother anybody, the world would be so much happier!! )
Long story short, go ahead and stab Birkin in the shoulder eyeball if you get the chance. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
sorry but also not sorry
Date: 2023-05-17 07:04 pm (UTC)so whats the blue tentacle guy's deal then
whats he have to do with you and jill
me too tw: eye gore & resident evil mechanics
Date: 2023-05-17 08:06 pm (UTC)More Valentines problem than mine. Some Umbrella bioweapon sent in during the Raccoon City outbreak. You two would get along, it doesn't like cops either.
( ha ha. bc Nemesis has the primary mission of killing S.T.A.R.S. members. it's an in joke that Leon will not explain. )
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Date: 2023-05-17 08:48 pm (UTC)i tried to steal your banner out of a trial once but the entity took it from me
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Date: 2023-05-19 09:32 pm (UTC)Of all the things to steal from RPD, that's what you landed on?