Padlocking him somewhere the wobbly abomination wearing a skin suit will find him and do your dirty work isn't enough of a challenge. I'd like to see some ingenuity here.
His head is too thick, cheap plastic isn't going to get you anywhere.
(somehow the alternate version of him that ran around Valdelobos in a set of cat ears has burned into his psyche. so he's against dressing up and being fun in any way. nice try. )
Not what I meant. Kids keep showing up, all I've got to hand out is protein shakes.
Don't you think I've tried? They're relentless. I started with raisins, that was worse somehow.
Isn't that cost effective. I'll make sure to have some trashy halloween costumes on hand next year. You got any in reserve?
( he's not entirely sure he needs Legs Avenue, but never hurts to contemplate options. and he's honestly curious what the normal horny guy options are. bunny ears? he's guessing bunny ears. )
( so that's the usual. cat, not bunny, and a bunch of service workers. he doesn't have a finger on the pulse of what gets dicks hard these days. not exactly a surprise, but an unwelcome realization all the same. )
Pass.
But I'll give you the extra anyway if you bring a bag of Halloween candy that eight year olds won't give me shit over.
Creeps everywhere with fake knifes? Check. Kids that think resembling a bioweapon is a good idea? Check. Trick or treaters that make a face when the only thing you have to hand out is a protein shake? Double check. Really got the stink eye just now.
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2. The movie was fine. Unless it was supposed to be scary. In that case, it was bad.
3. She picked trick and somehow I'm the bad guy.
dead by daylight.
4. Step one, make a dozen smoke bombs. Step two, rig everything in his office to explode. Step three, maybe put up a wire tap so we can watch.
5. For the last time, I am not helping you plot revenge over a pumpkin.
... or text him!
dyinglights.
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easy i'll brain him with the radio then feed him the lint
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His head is too thick, cheap plastic isn't going to get you anywhere.
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( to be fair he is hoping she will decide her thought experiment is more effort than Jonah is worth! that's an embedded lesson. )
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[ they've backslid a little, sort of. except that she's not in jonah's face, she's in leon's face, and that might actually be progress ]
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( which is honestly how a lot of his missions go, but look!! it is good advice to start with a plan. )
doxie.
Not what I meant. Kids keep showing up, all I've got to hand out is protein shakes.
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You do costumes? That cost more?
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yeah, unless you furnish the costume. then it depends on how lame it is.
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Isn't that cost effective. I'll make sure to have some trashy halloween costumes on hand next year. You got any in reserve?
( he's not entirely sure he needs Legs Avenue, but never hurts to contemplate options. and he's honestly curious what the normal horny guy options are. bunny ears? he's guessing bunny ears. )
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next year, huh? sure you won't be bored of me by then? right now i've got the usual: french maid, kitty cat, nurse. any of those strike your fancy?
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Pass.
But I'll give you the extra anyway if you bring a bag of Halloween candy that eight year olds won't give me shit over.
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chucktaylors.
( this isn't a yes, he's just feeling things out. )
andrescue.
Creeps everywhere with fake knifes? Check. Kids that think resembling a bioweapon is a good idea? Check. Trick or treaters that make a face when the only thing you have to hand out is a protein shake? Double check. Really got the stink eye just now.