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tfln. 04.15.23.

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1. All I remember is asking you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away
2. People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right."
3. Sorry you got stabbed. Just wanted to know if you had plans for the knife.
4. Got any eggs? It's important

5. ...or text him!

separateways.

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( he could reminisce here. about back in the before times. remembering Raccoon City before it was scorched earth. how all of Chinatown would turn red and gold, so he'd take a long route home, just to see the spectacle. stop by his favorite takeout place, not really because of the food, but because of the old lady at the register who would always tell him to get married soon.

he could reminisce. but he doesn't. )

You gonna cough up the eggs or what?

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For free?

[What does she actually get out of this tho.]

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What, don't like brownies?

( the obvious prize for helping with the creation of brownies! )

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The more you say brownies, the more suspicious I am.

[... and. She's not that much of a chocolate fan.]

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Don't worry. I've already got backup.

( is that a picture of his fridge, complete with a gallon of milk? well, presumably, because it would be a weird picture to stage. )

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[Leon, you're a bachelor, you can't possibly drink that much milk alone. He can't possibly be... baking.

Maybe he's losing it.

Maybe she's losing it and this is all a dream.]

You know, they sell eggs at the same place they sell milk.

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( Ada you underestimate how much this man pretends cereal is a meal )

Hot tip. If I were at the place that sold the milk, it'd help a lot.

gouges.

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Isn't egg on his face prize enough?

( get it? because... you know... whatever even through TEXT Leon can sense his hilarity is falling on DEAF EARS !!! )

What do you want.

[gouges]

Gunpowder and copper wire. Find me some and I'll give you one.

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Shit. I guess I really owe you an apology.

[gouges]

For?

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Must have thrown one too many of those pallets on your head if you think I'd make that deal.

( 😇 )

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[ KENNEDY ]

Feel free to look for them yourself.

impale. i have been laughing at that vid since last night

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( resident evils in the fog are FAMILY. ofc Leon trusts Sheva with such an important mission. )

There's 4 eggs and 2 of us. I like those odds, don't you?

GOOD

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I do indeed.
Wesker won't know what hit him until it's too late.

[ eggs. eggs will hit him. ]

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( if I had a Leon icon that could emote, he would almost look pleased. Sheva has puns AND eggs on hand??? what a keeper 😍 )

If we get teammates that can get the generators going, we might just get them out.

While I'm at it, if you need backup for another of these psychos, I'm on deck.

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[ and capcom ghosted her character after one game.... criminal. ]

The next time I see you, I'll hand over the eggs so we can get to business.
Also, I may need to take you up on that offer. I have reason to believe that I'm the flavor of the week for the Clown.
A big ask, I know.

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( CAPCOM are straight fools 😔 always have been )

Why's that? ( Clown isn't super on Leon's radar, he's just a basic creep. but that heads up is enough to land him on the shit list. )

It's not too much. I've got your six if you've got mine.
And Redfield is about the size of a wall, if we loop him in on it we're nearly a full circle.

( Chris isn't even here and he's getting roasted, smh )

tricksie.

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Better company than traumatized kids and that asshole from New Mexico. Gee, thanks.

[tricksie]

haha do you think the other killers rank higher than you, leon?

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Like minds, right? I'm sure you and the somewhat sentient pile of arms get on swell.

( 😇 )

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i think you have a much more intimate relationship with the sentient pile of arms, so let's not talk ill

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Good point. I'll have to apologize to the flesh pile for the comparison next time I get assimilated.

[tricksie]

how does that feel btw?
being assimilated