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idiot cop ken doll ([personal profile] antivirus) wrote2023-04-03 08:37 pm
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[personal profile] antivirus 2023-05-30 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
No idea. There was this giant Spanish missionary with a fake eye, got injected with a hive mind parasite, and boom. Woke up chained to a Spaniard in some basement without it.

( in other news, WORK HAS BEEN ROUGH BESTIE )
dear_heart: (huh didn't see that coming)

[personal profile] dear_heart 2023-05-30 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. So business as usual.

[Because when is it not rough, let's be honest?]

There's a joke in there about hive minds chaining you to a Spaniard somewhere, but out of respect for your jacket, I'm not going to dig it out.
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[personal profile] antivirus 2023-05-30 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Everything changes, and somehow stays the same.

( there's always a lot of eyeballs and tentacles and zombies. )

I appreciate the restraint. The hivemind knew he worked for Umbrella, so clearly they don't know my type.
dear_heart: (when did you go diving?)

[personal profile] dear_heart 2023-05-30 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Even a hive mind has to get to know you first. Assimilation takes a time.
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[personal profile] antivirus 2023-05-30 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They say dating in your twenties is rough, but I don't think I need ancient parasites to play matchmaker.

How about you, been chained to any Spaniards lately?
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