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( Leon is not especially sentimental these days, but, he can make an exception for Claire. and for his poor MIA jacket. gone too soon, king ✊😔 )

Schlatt classic. Leather with wool lining. This old cop I met as a kid wore one, he was everything a ten year old could want a cop to be. When I had fed money I got it, figured why not.

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[Claire does have that effect on people, it seems.]

Ugh. Sounds like a great jacket.

Can I ask what happened to it?

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No idea. There was this giant Spanish missionary with a fake eye, got injected with a hive mind parasite, and boom. Woke up chained to a Spaniard in some basement without it.

( in other news, WORK HAS BEEN ROUGH BESTIE )

[dear_heart]

Ah. So business as usual.

[Because when is it not rough, let's be honest?]

There's a joke in there about hive minds chaining you to a Spaniard somewhere, but out of respect for your jacket, I'm not going to dig it out.

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Everything changes, and somehow stays the same.

( there's always a lot of eyeballs and tentacles and zombies. )

I appreciate the restraint. The hivemind knew he worked for Umbrella, so clearly they don't know my type.

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Even a hive mind has to get to know you first. Assimilation takes a time.

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They say dating in your twenties is rough, but I don't think I need ancient parasites to play matchmaker.

How about you, been chained to any Spaniards lately?