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[antivirus]

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[antivirus]

Like minds, right? I'm sure you and the somewhat sentient pile of arms get on swell.

( 😇 )

[tricksie]

i think you have a much more intimate relationship with the sentient pile of arms, so let's not talk ill

[antivirus]

Good point. I'll have to apologize to the flesh pile for the comparison next time I get assimilated.

[tricksie]

how does that feel btw?
being assimilated

[antivirus]

Doesn't feel great, but I've felt worse.

( specifically: he doesn't like getting Ouroborosed. he already had enough spaghetti inside him, thanks. which really makes it so wise of him to try and punk Wesker. speaking of, )

If this trade is gonna happen, I want clear terms. None of this company bullshit.

[tricksie]

( jiwoon supports punking the shit out of wesker. may leon succeed in his endeavor tbqh. )

what are the terms?

[antivirus]

A trade. I want something, there's gotta be something you want that would be a pain in the ass for you to get yourself.

You seem prissy, maybe something in that glamping trailer.

( booze, shampoo, stilettos... look, no judgement! )

[tricksie]

( huh. what a weirdo. )

give me something of yours then

[antivirus]

You want a flashbang? I'll make it special.

( with a hair trigger, probably 😇 )

[tricksie]

no

i want something a little more thoughtful than that

[antivirus]

We don't exactly come with much, buddy. I'm not giving you the shirt off my back for an egg.

[tricksie]

eggs
i'm giving you more than one egg, kennedy

how about a kiss then?

a kiss in exchange for some eggs seem fair, doesn't it?

[antivirus]

( Leon fancies himself quite capable of predicting the next move of an opponent. he's pretty good at not dying, even in a place built for it, so he can't be all that bad at guessing what might be next. all the same, he didn't see that one coming. )

A kiss for eggs. Sounds like the start of a fairytale with a sad ending.

[tricksie]

( trying to predict jiwoon is like trying to forecast the weather indoors blindfolded. )

yes or no? ( it's all he needs from him. )

[antivirus]

Undecided.

You that hard up you gotta pay eggs for it?

[tricksie]

no, you just have nothing else to offer that i would want

[antivirus]

You're at least direct. I'll give you that.

( most of the creeps that get weirdly horny for him really beat around the bush! )

Let me guess, this is a limited time offer.

[tricksie]

( which killers have been beating around the bush with you? list of names pls )

i'm not going to stand here all day waiting on your answer, kennedy

[antivirus]

( please tricky he means AT HOME creeps! )

Guess nobody ever told you patience is a virtue.

[tricksie]

( so you're unappealing to the creeps here gotcha buddy 👉 )

not when i have better things to do

[antivirus]

( hey trickster did ever consider that was a GOOD thing )

Well in that case. I'll pass.

[tricksie]

( uh... no? )

suit yourself

[antivirus]

I make a point of it.

( it is truly the one bonus of the realm. he's not stuck asking how high when STRATCOM says jump. very nice! he enjoys it. )

[tricksie]

( well, this was a waste of his time so like ✓ read 😒 )