Don't you think I've tried? They're relentless. I started with raisins, that was worse somehow.
Isn't that cost effective. I'll make sure to have some trashy halloween costumes on hand next year. You got any in reserve?
( he's not entirely sure he needs Legs Avenue, but never hurts to contemplate options. and he's honestly curious what the normal horny guy options are. bunny ears? he's guessing bunny ears. )
( so that's the usual. cat, not bunny, and a bunch of service workers. he doesn't have a finger on the pulse of what gets dicks hard these days. not exactly a surprise, but an unwelcome realization all the same. )
Pass.
But I'll give you the extra anyway if you bring a bag of Halloween candy that eight year olds won't give me shit over.
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Isn't that cost effective. I'll make sure to have some trashy halloween costumes on hand next year. You got any in reserve?
( he's not entirely sure he needs Legs Avenue, but never hurts to contemplate options. and he's honestly curious what the normal horny guy options are. bunny ears? he's guessing bunny ears. )
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next year, huh? sure you won't be bored of me by then? right now i've got the usual: french maid, kitty cat, nurse. any of those strike your fancy?
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Pass.
But I'll give you the extra anyway if you bring a bag of Halloween candy that eight year olds won't give me shit over.
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