[ leon probably knows a little bit about employers that seem great on paper and then stop taking no for an answer-- although luis 100% did not actively send his resume to some fucked up cultists, that entire thing snowballed disastrously from the moment he set foot back in the area. ]
Sometimes it's useful to come from nothing.
[ actually most of the time it's NOT but it's useful when you've got warrants out for your arrest and need to disappear off-grid ]
I'm not sure the government even considers this a-- settlement, just some people living out in the woods determined to make their lives harder.
Anyway, you know the story. Somebody grows up in a terrible small town, they leave as soon as possible, and then get dragged back just to prove that no one ever really escapes. An incredible cliche.
Oh, and the place is infinitely worse than they remember, when they do go back. Now it's run by a cult and a maniac in a castle. Now you are from the cult town.
[ it would be funny if it wasn't happening to him! a real comedy of bizarre events, highly relatable, like the premise of any hallmark movie. ]
hm some old photographs and shit I DON'T NEED THESE /tosses
Sometimes it's useful to come from nothing.
[ actually most of the time it's NOT but it's useful when you've got warrants out for your arrest and need to disappear off-grid ]
I'm not sure the government even considers this a-- settlement, just some people living out in the woods determined to make their lives harder.
Anyway, you know the story. Somebody grows up in a terrible small town, they leave as soon as possible, and then get dragged back just to prove that no one ever really escapes. An incredible cliche.
Oh, and the place is infinitely worse than they remember, when they do go back. Now it's run by a cult and a maniac in a castle. Now you are from the cult town.
[ it would be funny if it wasn't happening to him! a real comedy of bizarre events, highly relatable, like the premise of any hallmark movie. ]