open & overflow.

[antivirus]

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[antivirus]

( Leon fancies himself quite capable of predicting the next move of an opponent. he's pretty good at not dying, even in a place built for it, so he can't be all that bad at guessing what might be next. all the same, he didn't see that one coming. )

A kiss for eggs. Sounds like the start of a fairytale with a sad ending.

[separateways]

Ask me after a drink and a brownie.

[antivirus]

That's if I remember after the drink and a brownie.

[gouges]

I'm going to give you a chance to work on your skills. Good luck on your search.

[ this is hunk being funny. ]

[separateways]

So we're planning on one of those nights, are we?

[antivirus]

I'll be good after a brownie. It's the drink that is the wildcard.

[separateways]

Oh, that sounds like a challenge to me. How fun.

[tricksie]

( trying to predict jiwoon is like trying to forecast the weather indoors blindfolded. )

yes or no? ( it's all he needs from him. )

[antivirus]

Undecided.

You that hard up you gotta pay eggs for it?

[tricksie]

no, you just have nothing else to offer that i would want

[antivirus]

You're at least direct. I'll give you that.

( most of the creeps that get weirdly horny for him really beat around the bush! )

Let me guess, this is a limited time offer.

[tricksie]

( which killers have been beating around the bush with you? list of names pls )

i'm not going to stand here all day waiting on your answer, kennedy

[antivirus]

( please tricky he means AT HOME creeps! )

Guess nobody ever told you patience is a virtue.

[tricksie]

( so you're unappealing to the creeps here gotcha buddy 👉 )

not when i have better things to do

[antivirus]

( hey trickster did ever consider that was a GOOD thing )

Well in that case. I'll pass.

[tricksie]

( uh... no? )

suit yourself

[antivirus]

I make a point of it.

( it is truly the one bonus of the realm. he's not stuck asking how high when STRATCOM says jump. very nice! he enjoys it. )

[tricksie]

( well, this was a waste of his time so like ✓ read 😒 )

HI IM ALIVE !!! do you want to keep going orrrr wrap here to skip the action sequence??

[antivirus]

( Luis is traversing down a slippery slope, thinking Leon is funny. it just makes the stupid jokes worse!! )

We'll see how the dust settles after the tin cans are dealt with.

( though, credit where credit is due — Luis isn't a slouch when it comes to a gunfight. )

IM LOVE HER ADA WONG LOML 😭😭 NO OK I'M GOOD JUST HER FACE THO

[antivirus]

Guess we'll see, if you ever show up with these eggs.

🎀

[antivirus]

( wow, hunk. """""jokes"""" that are not funny are his thing, hdu )

Gee thanks. Good thing I'm used to creeps running at me with chainsaws, because I'm guessing the farm is my best bet.

expiar.

[antivirus]

So when this kicks in and Ashley wakes up she probably won't stab me again.

( does that count as a status update?? technically right? ??? )

dyinglights.

[antivirus]

Life's rough. You get used to it.

This place isn't that bad, anyway.

[dyinglights]

oh yeah ?

compared to what

cuz i dont know about you

but im stuck here with the literal guy who wants nothing but to get really familiar with my guts

not necessarily my idea of a cool and fun time

[antivirus]

So your mouth breathing buddy will make you open concept and it'll suck. But then you'll wake up and get to play it smarter next time.

That's not how it works in the real world. I know that you know that.