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[antivirus]

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[separateways]

I have better than rainbow.

[Congrats, your first picture from Ada is just of a container of sparkly sprinkles.]

[tricksie]

i think you have a much more intimate relationship with the sentient pile of arms, so let's not talk ill

these two sext weird

[antivirus]

( much like a tree falling where no one can hear, if Leon laughs when nobody is around it didn't really happen. but if it did happen, congrats on the "heh" that shows he's not entirely broken on the inside. )

You're always prepared, aren't you.

[antivirus]

Good point. I'll have to apologize to the flesh pile for the comparison next time I get assimilated.

[tricksie]

how does that feel btw?
being assimilated

someone hacks their texts and is just like 🤔

[separateways]

Had to pose as a bartender, once. I took a souvenir.

some fbi agent trying to crack the code

[antivirus]

I'd ask if you learned to make anything good, but I don't get putting juice in alcohol.

lmao report on how agent kennedy has disdain for cocktails, but is obsessed with brownies

[separateways]

Looks like I'm making you a drink.

[antivirus]

Doesn't feel great, but I've felt worse.

( specifically: he doesn't like getting Ouroborosed. he already had enough spaghetti inside him, thanks. which really makes it so wise of him to try and punk Wesker. speaking of, )

If this trade is gonna happen, I want clear terms. None of this company bullshit.

[impale]

[ and capcom ghosted her character after one game.... criminal. ]

The next time I see you, I'll hand over the eggs so we can get to business.
Also, I may need to take you up on that offer. I have reason to believe that I'm the flavor of the week for the Clown.
A big ask, I know.

[tricksie]

( jiwoon supports punking the shit out of wesker. may leon succeed in his endeavor tbqh. )

what are the terms?

if you get that good kush in spain u gotta treat it nice!!!

[antivirus]

Then we will definitely be even.

( he can already imagine the nightmare concoction he's gonna have to drink after that confession. )

fr fr

[separateways]

I'll even bring the liquor. 💋

[Because she's not about whatever bottom shelf nonsense she's sure he has.]

[antivirus]

( CAPCOM are straight fools 😔 always have been )

Why's that? ( Clown isn't super on Leon's radar, he's just a basic creep. but that heads up is enough to land him on the shit list. )

It's not too much. I've got your six if you've got mine.
And Redfield is about the size of a wall, if we loop him in on it we're nearly a full circle.

( Chris isn't even here and he's getting roasted, smh )

[antivirus]

A trade. I want something, there's gotta be something you want that would be a pain in the ass for you to get yourself.

You seem prissy, maybe something in that glamping trailer.

( booze, shampoo, stilettos... look, no judgement! )

[tricksie]

( huh. what a weirdo. )

give me something of yours then

[antivirus]

You want a flashbang? I'll make it special.

( with a hair trigger, probably 😇 )

[tricksie]

no

i want something a little more thoughtful than that

[antivirus]

We don't exactly come with much, buddy. I'm not giving you the shirt off my back for an egg.

[antivirus]

( good call ngl you could probably strip paint with it )

Should I leave the window unlocked or will you try the door this time?

[tricksie]

eggs
i'm giving you more than one egg, kennedy

how about a kiss then?

a kiss in exchange for some eggs seem fair, doesn't it?

[separateways]

As much as I want to tell you I can get in through an unlocked window with bottles and eggs, I'll take the front door. Thanks.

[gouges]

[ tmw hunk was trying but then leon did this. gg ]

Have fun with that then. Good luck finding them.

[antivirus]

It's not that I don't think you could pull it off. But if you were, I would want to see it in the act.

( could she find a way to make that not awkward? well, yeah, probably. it just turns out he likes watching her do most things. so. )

[antivirus]

( Leon sabotaging good will on a jump judgment call? Ru, never! )

You got a beat on where to look or are you gonna charge me an RPG for the pleasure.